Where Spuds Meet the Stars!
Discovered in Area 51's cafeteria. These extraterrestrial tubers glow in the dark and taste like bubblegum.
Once owned by a king who was allergic to vegetables. Ironically, his favorite food was french fries.
This potato starred in 47 Broadway productions before retiring to our museum. Very emotional.
Sailed the seven seas searching for the legendary Golden French Fry. Never found it. Still bitter.
Can turn itself into mashed potatoes and back. Has a PhD in Starch Magic from Hogwarts.
Lead singer of "The Rolling Scones." Hit single: "Baked, Not Fried." Gold record holder.